Random...

I was cleaning out stuff in our office (trying to make it so there's space for a crib in there) and found an old notebook of mine. It has random quotes and such in it, including this one. I can't remember who found it (somehow I think I can hear Julia saying this), but it still makes me chuckle. Some things actually get better in translation...

From a brochure at a car rental firm in Tokyo:

"When passenger of foot heave into sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodious at first, but if he still obstacles your passage, then tootle him with vigor."